Every moment is the moment.
-Tian

Money is a social construct, but the hustle is real.
-Brin

Even if I buy in bulk, I'm just gonna eat in bulk.
-Tian

I like the smell of asparagus in my pee, it makes me feel alive.
-Marie

Guys stop, you're gonna make me smile and then I won't look good anymore.
-Tian

So what's up with your cycle bro?
-Tian

I love being fucked in the ass, it feels really nice.
-Marie

The filth really ties the room together.
-Tian

It's all a growing concern.
-Laura

Shaving your ass completely changes your coordinate system.
-Tian

How french can you get right?
-Someone else

It would be confusing for me to see you getting penetrated by Ed while you shave him
-Bex

It would be confusing for me to see you getting penetrated by Ed while you shave him
-Bex

I feel like I was the target of that comment, but I didn't even hear it.
-Tian

I'm Ed and I fuck.
-Tian

This salad is so forced.
-Tian

Tian how do you not smell bad after a run?
Tian: It's my odors bro.

She's drunk and sending me pictures, and it's not even good pictures.
-Tian

Now comes the year of celibacy.
-Tian

Pussy & Culture
-Tian describing Ed

Don't chase life, run from it.
-Tian

If you can't fix it, break it.
-Tian

No it's not bad. It's bad to be a Nazi, I think
-Silas

One time I drunkely got a tetanus vaccine.
-Silas

Life is full of juices.
-Silas

Beards grow, life goes on.
-Tian

My pain is high, but my threshold is low.
-Tian

I wanna be like your mom, but younger so I wouldn't skip 30 years of my life.
-Marie

Better soon than never.
-Tian

What's going on with the poop thing?
-Marie

I just want someone to like me as a man not as a toy.
-Tian

I have lice.
-Marie